iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

awwww-cute:

Melted hamster

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Anonymous asked:

How old are you?

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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I’m angry that I laughed

11.08.13 @ 22:44266170

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happafaith:

wait do they have these in america too

this always gets me

10.12.13 @ 18:38148440

vivace-joyous:

Live fast die young bad girls do it well

10.12.13 @ 18:294864

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2-spooky-s:

look at this dipshit like wtf is he doing 

10.12.13 @ 18:1433593

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